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Hi there, what's up you guys???

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.